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No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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