I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just want to make out with him forever
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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