Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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