Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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