AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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