Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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