Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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