You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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