i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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