brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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