We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I could have mohawked her pubes.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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