WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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