Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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