don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
