Porn is love you can see.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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