waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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