So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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