Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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