8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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