apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
P.S. I can't hear my feet
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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