I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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