Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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