go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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