We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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