she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...