you turned your livingroom into a bong?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...