I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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