It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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