i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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