I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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