I can tuck mytits in my pants
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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