Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
do herpes really smell.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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