Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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