just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
