He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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