guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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