I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize