i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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