I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I have post one night stand depression
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