dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
