it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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