I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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