my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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