This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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