Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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