I have demons in me.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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