Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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