I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
