I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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