If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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