I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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