did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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