I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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