its not stalking. its research.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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