ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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