Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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