I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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